STORY TIME KIDDIES!
Spoon Attacks ( A magical girl parody) Episode 1 "There isch no spoon.."
Hikari's multi-hued hair fell across her face as she dozed on her desk, the drone of the professor lulling her into a peaceful dream. She dreampt of the day she'd finally get done with her second job and not be so wiped out every night. Brilliant colors swirled in her next dream as something poked her from the slumber.
She grumbled and growled, "Moms, it's saturday.." not remembering where she had fallen asleep. "Mommy I dun wanna.."
A lanky male student stood in front of her smiling widely, "Hii-looo Hikari!" The guy was dressed in a girly tank top and belly shirt, with a pair of purple shiny spandex pants, his afro-like hair was a gold-blond at the roots and frosted with a bright poppy red at the ends.
".. get up yet.." Hikari stared now fully awake.
He rested his elbows on the edge of her desk and smiled like a bad anime character. "I've been called big daddy before, but I've never been called Mommy, Hikari."
A vein popped out over Hikari's head as Guapo said this. *SMACK!!!*
"Owww..What're you in PMS or something?" *SMACKSMACKSMACK!!!!*
"Ok, I deserved that last one.." Guapo said in a meek voice and hung his head abashed. The flamingly gay student helped Hikari gather up her stuff and leave. "I take it that the stake out last night didn't go to well."
"Pretty much. Two hours of freaking waiting for nothing to show, I would have thought that he/she or it may have shown up last night." She gave Guapo a pointed look, "I freaking froze my hind end off last night thanks to your stupid costume. Why do they have to be so freaking skimpy?"
.o0(3 months ago, I wouldn't have been having this conversation with my friend. I would have been blissfully unaware.) Flashback
"Miss Laurel Harden..." A lawyer greeted the obviously dressed up punk girl.
"I go by Hikari, just call me that . Why am I here?"
"As you know Miss.. er.. Hikari. Last week your Grandmother, Mrs. Lavender Aspendensia died of a congestive heart failure. She left several items of her estate to you in her will. If you would accept the terms.."
"Get to the point. She was dear to me and the only female influence on my life, but I don't think she wanted you to blather on about her estate and the terms." "Ah yes,.. well it seems she left you several things, including a trust fund for you for college, her wardrobe and a large steamer trunk, which she has ordered you never to open ever."
(flash again, an attic.)
Hikari settled down on her knees picking open the locks to the steamer trunk so that she could use the trunk for her dorm room and move the stuff inside of it to a new home. The locks seemed to be a bit ornate for a trunk, they looked a bit like oriental dragon or lion mouths. It was an odd trunk that had always fascinated her as a child. She began to pry open the lid hinges creaking. A light glowed fromt he opening seem, but Hikari never noticed.
.o0(Grandma always told me never to look in that trunk.. And that curiousity killed the cat. .."
The lid flies open little balls of energy flying out rapidly after each other in blazing stream of color, picking up a wind that sends Hiakri's hair flying. Hikari falls back startled and afraid, watching the lights shot around the room for a bit before flying through the ceiling and the windows, the glow fades and she inches her way back to the open trunk, peering in.
.o0(WHY didn't i listen to her?!"
Something moves around in the trunk and Hikari jumps back again hair askew, this time grabbing the closest thing to beat it back with.. and looks in disgust as all she picks up is a tiny pewter spoon.
She sweatdrops as the something climbs up to the edge of the trunk, a pair of metallic mechanic wings attached to it fuzzy head, flapping and twitching. Two legs wobble and it opens it's tiny toothy mouth. The creature is no bigger than a chihuahua, and it's holding onto a bottle of liquor in it's tail, "Hey Lav! This schtuff.. *hic* isch the best sake I've ever had! got any more..?" It looked up at Hikari who looked about ready to scream.
"Hey..." It teetered ont he edge wings moving to make it hover towards Hikari's face, she could smell the alcohol on it's breath. "Yer not Lavender..."
"AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Owww! not so loud.. hangover.."
(End Chapter 1)
Hikari's multi-hued hair fell across her face as she dozed on her desk, the drone of the professor lulling her into a peaceful dream. She dreampt of the day she'd finally get done with her second job and not be so wiped out every night. Brilliant colors swirled in her next dream as something poked her from the slumber.
She grumbled and growled, "Moms, it's saturday.." not remembering where she had fallen asleep. "Mommy I dun wanna.."
A lanky male student stood in front of her smiling widely, "Hii-looo Hikari!" The guy was dressed in a girly tank top and belly shirt, with a pair of purple shiny spandex pants, his afro-like hair was a gold-blond at the roots and frosted with a bright poppy red at the ends.
".. get up yet.." Hikari stared now fully awake.
He rested his elbows on the edge of her desk and smiled like a bad anime character. "I've been called big daddy before, but I've never been called Mommy, Hikari."
A vein popped out over Hikari's head as Guapo said this. *SMACK!!!*
"Owww..What're you in PMS or something?" *SMACKSMACKSMACK!!!!*
"Ok, I deserved that last one.." Guapo said in a meek voice and hung his head abashed. The flamingly gay student helped Hikari gather up her stuff and leave. "I take it that the stake out last night didn't go to well."
"Pretty much. Two hours of freaking waiting for nothing to show, I would have thought that he/she or it may have shown up last night." She gave Guapo a pointed look, "I freaking froze my hind end off last night thanks to your stupid costume. Why do they have to be so freaking skimpy?"
.o0(3 months ago, I wouldn't have been having this conversation with my friend. I would have been blissfully unaware.) Flashback
"Miss Laurel Harden..." A lawyer greeted the obviously dressed up punk girl.
"I go by Hikari, just call me that . Why am I here?"
"As you know Miss.. er.. Hikari. Last week your Grandmother, Mrs. Lavender Aspendensia died of a congestive heart failure. She left several items of her estate to you in her will. If you would accept the terms.."
"Get to the point. She was dear to me and the only female influence on my life, but I don't think she wanted you to blather on about her estate and the terms." "Ah yes,.. well it seems she left you several things, including a trust fund for you for college, her wardrobe and a large steamer trunk, which she has ordered you never to open ever."
(flash again, an attic.)
Hikari settled down on her knees picking open the locks to the steamer trunk so that she could use the trunk for her dorm room and move the stuff inside of it to a new home. The locks seemed to be a bit ornate for a trunk, they looked a bit like oriental dragon or lion mouths. It was an odd trunk that had always fascinated her as a child. She began to pry open the lid hinges creaking. A light glowed fromt he opening seem, but Hikari never noticed.
.o0(Grandma always told me never to look in that trunk.. And that curiousity killed the cat. .."
The lid flies open little balls of energy flying out rapidly after each other in blazing stream of color, picking up a wind that sends Hiakri's hair flying. Hikari falls back startled and afraid, watching the lights shot around the room for a bit before flying through the ceiling and the windows, the glow fades and she inches her way back to the open trunk, peering in.
.o0(WHY didn't i listen to her?!"
Something moves around in the trunk and Hikari jumps back again hair askew, this time grabbing the closest thing to beat it back with.. and looks in disgust as all she picks up is a tiny pewter spoon.
She sweatdrops as the something climbs up to the edge of the trunk, a pair of metallic mechanic wings attached to it fuzzy head, flapping and twitching. Two legs wobble and it opens it's tiny toothy mouth. The creature is no bigger than a chihuahua, and it's holding onto a bottle of liquor in it's tail, "Hey Lav! This schtuff.. *hic* isch the best sake I've ever had! got any more..?" It looked up at Hikari who looked about ready to scream.
"Hey..." It teetered ont he edge wings moving to make it hover towards Hikari's face, she could smell the alcohol on it's breath. "Yer not Lavender..."
"AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Owww! not so loud.. hangover.."
(End Chapter 1)