5am drabble aka the muse at the wheel
Extremely short funnies!
A languid colorful form lay over the arm of the couch every so often giggling. The more serious one on the other end cast a dubious look in her direction and gave a sigh.
"I don't want to know, do I?"
"Probably not."
"Is there ever a sane moment with you?"
"No. I left my sanity in my other set of pants. It's right next to the jelly vibrator, the fobo's guide to banana trees, and some rather funky chocolates."
" ..augh..fug.. GAK." The other figure gave a shudder and a twitch. "..you're foul."
A languid colorful form lay over the arm of the couch every so often giggling. The more serious one on the other end cast a dubious look in her direction and gave a sigh.
"I don't want to know, do I?"
"Probably not."
"Is there ever a sane moment with you?"
"No. I left my sanity in my other set of pants. It's right next to the jelly vibrator, the fobo's guide to banana trees, and some rather funky chocolates."
" ..augh..fug.. GAK." The other figure gave a shudder and a twitch. "..you're foul."