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sonnuvabitch
Jan. 24th, 2004 03:43 amIt's 3:44 am and all is not well.
This week's gripe about dumb pets and dumer owners.
Why the stupid beagle of my mother's boyfriend should spend the night locked outside.
Earlier tonight the pinhead dog crapt around the house eating whatever she though might have been food or contained it. I could not catch from eating everything and she managed to swallow a piece of tin foil from a hershey's kiss that I thought was devoid of chocolate. Let me now tell you all the chocolate is toxic to dogs and can result in VOMITING.
So at the lovely hour fo 3:15 she crawls out of bed with her master and deposits and smelling heap of bile very close to my door in out CARPETED hallway which I had JUST VACUUMED!!!
Not only that, but the ensuing ruckus caused by my mother and her boyfriend waking up and finding out just ever so joyfully woke me up from a nice slumber.
The hall stinks, the carpet is damp now, I'm wide awake and that damned fool is still idolizing the damn dog.
at times like this I wanna start quoting motherfucking <a href="http://www.transmetropolitan.com/index.html>Spider Jerusalem</a> "If I'm gonna be fucking miserable, you're ALL gonna be fucking miserable."
This week's gripe about dumb pets and dumer owners.
Why the stupid beagle of my mother's boyfriend should spend the night locked outside.
Earlier tonight the pinhead dog crapt around the house eating whatever she though might have been food or contained it. I could not catch from eating everything and she managed to swallow a piece of tin foil from a hershey's kiss that I thought was devoid of chocolate. Let me now tell you all the chocolate is toxic to dogs and can result in VOMITING.
So at the lovely hour fo 3:15 she crawls out of bed with her master and deposits and smelling heap of bile very close to my door in out CARPETED hallway which I had JUST VACUUMED!!!
Not only that, but the ensuing ruckus caused by my mother and her boyfriend waking up and finding out just ever so joyfully woke me up from a nice slumber.
The hall stinks, the carpet is damp now, I'm wide awake and that damned fool is still idolizing the damn dog.
at times like this I wanna start quoting motherfucking <a href="http://www.transmetropolitan.com/index.html>Spider Jerusalem</a> "If I'm gonna be fucking miserable, you're ALL gonna be fucking miserable."
