Dear Body

Dear Body,

What the EVER-LOVING crack-ass fuck? yesterday we were doing so good! No nasal drip, easy BREATHING. Enter this Morning, screaming omgwtfbbq pains in the neck face and head. Didn't stop until I sat under the hot water in the shower and soaked for an hour. WTH. SERIOUSLY. Then to top of that perfomance after on and off sleep, you decide "oh hay thar, 'm gonna be coughin ur loongs".

HAHA. FUCK YOU TOO. SEE IF I BUY YOU CHINESE OR GET YOU YOU DR. PEPPER FIX AGAIN.



... bitch.

-- Not-respectfully,

The Brain.

PS. FUCK OW.