Dear Spam/phishers

Fuck. Off.

Seriously, do not randomly IM me on AIM with saying that you found me by some search service, saying my profile 'looked cool' and disappear after I ask you from where you found me.

I do NOT like it.

I like it even less when you leave a link in your last reply to a 'dating' service.

I will dip you into napalm and throw you into a volcano.

A long wistful sigh

I know my tax return will not be here in time for me to get happy with the many preorder sales going on...

But I do so make puppy-eyes for the Dicebox "Swell" preorder bundle and a Yellow Family Rafferty Kercheif.

also a new tag

'wish on a shelf' for those things I just make puppy eyes over.