Out of the gREEN!
May. 21st, 2005 12:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crazyfurriesNow I know I don't let y'all upkeep with my life outside of DA often enough.. So the short version, I have been in college for three years and just now have graduated with my associates. Yeh, that's right, fucking college grad.
And tonight kicked SO much ass, mostly in small jokes. I had been expecting this to suck ass, much like a high school graduation. Hearing people blather on for about 2 hours.. yeh fun. And all in a stuffy outfit? ...BLEARGH. but I degress. *laughs maniacally*
...it was FUN. Alright, first off I had to wear frigging black under my gown, but I snuck in my thumbies and wore them throughout the ceremony, and cursed myself out a GOOD one for forgetting to bring one of my pairs of wings (bat, dragonfly, pixie. MWA!) but more than made up for it when I picked up my diploma. Skipping down from the podium, making BOOYAH motions, and sometimes pulling the "Buddy Christ" pose for pictures from friends and family. (yes I shall get pictures posted.) As we, the graduates and the next wave of flesh and mindless abominations for america, came down from the stage... I zombie walked... groaning for a spare pair o' brains.
Yes Virginia, I am evil and wicked and completely batshit.
And as I had to return my gown for the evening to a waiting attendant as I went to my car.. I left but one more mark upon them, (or at least the sap, should have SEEN the look on his face) I said to the keeper of stuffy clothing, "Don't forget to put flea powder on that one sugar, okay?" Ofcourse, my mother was with me at that. our conversation
Mother: *rolls eyes* You don't have to be weird, just for the sake of being weird.
Me: I know, but why pass up a perfectly good opportunity to BE weird?
......I mean come on, last day there.
Other things that amused me. Fond du Lac is a fairly backwater, stagnant pool of ignorance and moron activity. So it amused me to NO end that the valedectorian (who I knew personally) was a young gay man, and a very queer one. Granted it DID suck a little when the administrator of the college just kept yammering about the future and all the promise we held..
...I mean come ON lady, be realistic. You've just spent the last few years trying to dissuade me fromt he fact that I'm not all that special or powerful and now that I actually HAVE some, you're changing sides? Fokkin' bite my pink arse.
But other than that, graduation kicks ASS. ...I have to remember to dare my little cousin to wear batwings when she graduates.
also, I have forever left my mark on the school.
MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I dare you to figure out the kind of mark.
And tonight kicked SO much ass, mostly in small jokes. I had been expecting this to suck ass, much like a high school graduation. Hearing people blather on for about 2 hours.. yeh fun. And all in a stuffy outfit? ...BLEARGH. but I degress. *laughs maniacally*
...it was FUN. Alright, first off I had to wear frigging black under my gown, but I snuck in my thumbies and wore them throughout the ceremony, and cursed myself out a GOOD one for forgetting to bring one of my pairs of wings (bat, dragonfly, pixie. MWA!) but more than made up for it when I picked up my diploma. Skipping down from the podium, making BOOYAH motions, and sometimes pulling the "Buddy Christ" pose for pictures from friends and family. (yes I shall get pictures posted.) As we, the graduates and the next wave of flesh and mindless abominations for america, came down from the stage... I zombie walked... groaning for a spare pair o' brains.
Yes Virginia, I am evil and wicked and completely batshit.
And as I had to return my gown for the evening to a waiting attendant as I went to my car.. I left but one more mark upon them, (or at least the sap, should have SEEN the look on his face) I said to the keeper of stuffy clothing, "Don't forget to put flea powder on that one sugar, okay?" Ofcourse, my mother was with me at that. our conversation
Mother: *rolls eyes* You don't have to be weird, just for the sake of being weird.
Me: I know, but why pass up a perfectly good opportunity to BE weird?
......I mean come on, last day there.
Other things that amused me. Fond du Lac is a fairly backwater, stagnant pool of ignorance and moron activity. So it amused me to NO end that the valedectorian (who I knew personally) was a young gay man, and a very queer one. Granted it DID suck a little when the administrator of the college just kept yammering about the future and all the promise we held..
...I mean come ON lady, be realistic. You've just spent the last few years trying to dissuade me fromt he fact that I'm not all that special or powerful and now that I actually HAVE some, you're changing sides? Fokkin' bite my pink arse.
But other than that, graduation kicks ASS. ...I have to remember to dare my little cousin to wear batwings when she graduates.
also, I have forever left my mark on the school.
MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I dare you to figure out the kind of mark.
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Date: 2005-05-21 07:09 am (UTC)