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killskerry says:
?
killskerry says:
fuzzy?
Crazyfurries says:
oop
killskerry says:
there you are
killskerry says:
sup?
Crazyfurries says:
not much haven't been able to draw a thing since the cats deman my lap whenever I sit down
Crazyfurries says:
especially the large orange one
killskerry says:
are you busy?
Crazyfurries says:
not atm, apparently I missed you last night
killskerry says:
eh
killskerry says:
my thanksgiving wasn't the best of the best
Crazyfurries says:
with your family?
killskerry says:
no
killskerry says:
i was alone
Crazyfurries says:
...ok. that stinks
killskerry says:
i wish i could go home
killskerry says:
i'm lonely
Crazyfurries says:
*hug* I got some leftovers... turkey an stuf
killskerry says:
yay fer you
Crazyfurries says:
... hrmm.. *counts out money* ...i got the estimate on the car repairs
Crazyfurries says:
...2000 or I go get a new car
killskerry says:
well there goes your moving money
Crazyfurries says:
stupid road-crossing deer....
killskerry says:
yeah great
Crazyfurries says:
our other option is to.. get the car taken apart and sold like that for parts. there is one other car.. red.. but the spedometer doesn't work unless you shift in some exact and precise way.
Crazyfurries says:
post and escape for a while from misery?
killskerry says:
i dunno
Crazyfurries says:
you at home?
killskerry says:
yeah i'm at home
killskerry says:
school is closed for the next two days
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killskerry says:
was going on here?
Crazyfurries says:
I started doodling on a wacom what a conversation would be like.. highly dramatized if we ever starts a series of LOLM story comics.. just short stories
killskerry says:
i would love to do that
Crazyfurries says:
it'd be.. someplace for us to put all these strange things we think up
killskerry says:
eh
Crazyfurries says:
trying to draw two things and it's...weird using a wacom. small doodle of conchwoman, the one I told you I dreamed of
killskerry says:
good?
Crazyfurries says:
if i keep it loose I keep getting closer to what she looked like
killskerry says:
ok lets post
Crazyfurries says:
Cheryl: ...clifford... what..are you so angry about?
killskerry says:
Clifford-..everything..
Crazyfurries says:
Cheryl: ...those are the things you're using to make yourself angry. it's something else and you know it
killskerry says:
Clifford-....ghosts don't tell you cheryl but we steal body heat...
Crazyfurries says:
Cheryl: ...clifford, I noticed.
killskerry says:
Clifford-...did you?...mmm..i'm jealous
Crazyfurries says:
-Cheryl: ...like you're not noticing how everyone acts so careful around you
killskerry says:
Clifford-....what do you mean...careful?
Crazyfurries says:
3
Crazyfurries says:
(stupid.. wacomtablet=big)
Crazyfurries says:
Cheryl: ...I mean like.. you don't notice.. at all?
killskerry says:
Clifford-~shakes his head~...no
Crazyfurries says:
Cheryl: ...it's..kind of like the way you're supposed to handle an unhappy child... ...they don't raise their voices
killskerry says:
Clifford-~sighs at this looking hurt almost betrayed~ ...i see.
Crazyfurries says:
Cheryl: ..I don't think they realize it... ...but they do notice how unhappy you are.
Crazyfurries says:
Cheryl: they seemm.. ...i'm probably making too big a deal of it
killskerry says:
Clifford-..~walks out towards the door his fingers sliding off her back end~...yeah.....you...be good cheryl...
Crazyfurries says:
Cheryl: ...i'll try.. no promises with that snakeoil woman...
killskerry says:
Clifford-~walks through the wall and disappears~
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killskerry says:
Scon-~winces as furleigh screams at the table~
Furleigh- HES BEEN MISSING A WEEK.
killskerry says:
(man you need a wacom of your own you could do great stuff)
Crazyfurries says:
(nrrr? didn't think they were that good..)
Crazyfurries says:
*the rest of the staff looks at each other the search for clifford had turned up nothing*
killskerry says:
Furleigh-..how hard could it be? he can't leave the campus...
Crazyfurries says:
*the music teacher faun pipes up softly* ...a campus that even ghosts who have been here over 200 years don't know every nook and cranny..
Crazyfurries says:
(you can barely tell that's the conchshell woman in the background)
killskerry says:
Furleigh-~rubs her temples and the frog at her side makes an angry noise~ he dosen't know even one part...he shouldn't be that hard to find..
Crazyfurries says:
Faun: ..maybe he's just avoiding us...
killskerry says:
Furleigh-...new ghosts get hungry...his parole officer is threatening action..
killskerry says:
Furleigh-~rubs the bridge of her nose~...and...i found out from her....that hes sick as well.
Crazyfurries says:
Faun: ...his body is?
killskerry says:
Furlight-...~continues to rub her nose~...the demon that was eating him had a ...watchdog.
Crazyfurries says:
Faun: ...curse?
killskerry says:
Furleigh-...a Brink...a curse that eats from the inside out.
Crazyfurries says:
Faun: ...aren't curses supposed to go to the one that slayed the demon?
killskerry says:
Scon-...~shakes his head ~ the one who killed him has all sorts of protection. It immediatly jumped to the last meal.
Crazyfurries says:
Faun: ...what can we do?
killskerry says:
Furleigh- ~has her head in her hands~ we have to find him....his officer will call up a service to have it erradicated if we could just find him...
Crazyfurries says:
FaunL ...maybe..it would help to know what he's drawn to
killskerry says:
~The teachers all murmur in agreement amongst themselves one speaks up a whispy voiced woman with white hair~....how do we find that out?
Crazyfurries says:
Scon: ..cheryl knew him before he came here
killskerry says:
Furleigh-...shes been very quiet since his disappearence...
Crazyfurries says:
Faun: ...who else knows him well?
killskerry says:
Scon- nobody at this school...she knows him the best....aside from his family...
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ...and we saw how well his family handles things.
killskerry says:
Faun-..maybe...another scan...maybe...
killskerry says:
Faunt- what if the students helped?
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ...everyone keep going out and looking for him
killskerry says:
Scon-..we don't know what else do to ....except ask cheryl...and ...just try one more search
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ...I'll talk to cheryl.. everyone who doesn't have a clas to teach should keep scanning the campus
killskerry says:
~everyone around the table nods~
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: *nods with them raising a gafflehammer* ...meeting dismissed... everyone knows what to do.. there'll be lists of places checked
killskerry says:
Cheryl-~raises her head tiredly from a soft cushion ears raised~ whose there?
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: *opens the door from knocking looking worriedly in* ..you doing alright?
killskerry says:
Cheryl-..yes maam..thank you..
killskerry says:
Cheryl- ~she perks again~...clifford? did you find him?
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: *shakes her head* ...no..we haven't found him... we thought you might have some insight into the kinds of places he might go if he wasn't feeling well
killskerry says:
Cheryl-...wasn't feeling well?
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ...we think he might be ill... yes ghosts can get ill
killskerry says:
Cheryl-...~thinks about it closing her eyes tightly~...well....when his brother came looking for him...this one time....~tries to turn her head~....
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: *listens waiting carefully*
killskerry says:
Cheryl-..do you have someplace like a movie theatre?
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ...several. ..which era?
killskerry says:
Cheryl-..err...fifties actually..
killskerry says:
Cheryl- it was in the paper. CLifford chained himself to this movie theatre once in an interview he said it was the only place he felt safe anymore.
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: *eyebrows at this* ...why did he go there in the first place? ..was it getting torn down?
killskerry says:
Cheryl- yeah....for a ...mervyns.
killskerry says:
Cheryl-...he wouldn't leave...the police arrested him on drunk and disorderly conduct...left in tears.
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ...mervyn's..bleh.
killskerry says:
Cheryl-..anyway..i..didn't know him personally..but he did love that old movie house.
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ...at..anyrate it's a lead.
killskerry says:
Cheryl- your best bet would be anything that looks like a BAR.
killskerry says:
Cheryl- he really has no personality without beer.
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ...hrmm..thank you cheryl...
killskerry says:
Cheryl-~sniffles~ bastard.
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ...we'd better find him quickly... *gets up again* i do hope we have time...
killskerry says:
~the man at the front of the meeting stoped and put down his pointer~ what was that Chet?....
Chet-~looks up~..I...I said to look in the orchestra pit..
Crazyfurries says:
(nrr?)
killskerry says:
(chets kinda slipping i think)
Crazyfurries says:
Man: ... *stares at chet* ...chet... are you alright? ...we're talking about the chesman account.
killskerry says:
Chet-..i...what did I say?...
Crazyfurries says:
Man: ...you started talking about...looking in an orchestra...
killskerry says:
Chet-..i'm sorry this accounts go me frazzled ..
Crazyfurries says:
Man: ...yeh. listen chet maybe you're not ready for work again
killskerry says:
chet-..i'm just spaced..i'm ready..
Crazyfurries says:
Man: .. *looks at chet and shrugs picking up his pointer again and pointing to the chart on the projector screen*
killskerry says:
Chet-~immediatly his mind slips hes looking up through a large opening at a ceiling decorated with cherubs and flying horses and hes feeling bad~
Crazyfurries says:
Clifford: *looks up at the carvings trying to keep from crying, he hurt, he felt angry but he didn't know why and he hadn't even noticed anything here and the girl in denial that she was pretty spotted it in only a few DAYS, he'd been here for weeks*
killskerry says:
Chet-~moves his lips but his voice comes out somwhere else~ you need help cliff...
Crazyfurries says:
Clifford: ... *shakes inside of the pit* ...no..
killskerry says:
Chet-..you need help real bad....you been hiding?
Crazyfurries says:
Clifford: ...go away.. ...just..you honestly don't care so stop pretending
killskerry says:
Chet-~snaps awake as the meeting ends and rubs his head~
killskerry says:
(she has to get that psychic from somewhere)
Crazyfurries says:
(point well made)
Crazyfurries says:
(... *looks at brain then at you* ............oh for..)
Crazyfurries says:
Coworker: ...getting another of the infamous headaches again Chet?
killskerry says:
Chet-..oh YEAH gonna be a doozy..maybe i better cut out early..
Crazyfurries says:
Coworker: i'll cover for you..
killskerry says:
Chet-thank you chuck...I..~draws a breath between his teeth sucking~ ah....maybe I better take a cab..
Crazyfurries says:
Chuck: .ehh.... no problem.. ...don't you have to pick up your kids from school today? it's tuesday
killskerry says:
Chet-...shit...shit..yeah..
killskerry says:
Chet-~walks out to his car and gets in the drivers seat he sits there a long moment unable to find the strength to start the engine ...he manages to crawl towards the piano in the orchestra pit its huge he manages to curl inside theres a raging thobbing pain inside his chest and he feels scared and all alone~
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: *peers through the door the frog gliding ahead of her and looking around*
killskerry says:
faun-..you sure this one? the white elephant one was built in the fifties too.
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ...yes but not in the style as cheryl described the one that got torn down
killskerry says:
Faun-~where should we start? ~looks around the huge empty place it was clean but neglected from not being used it had many large statues holding up the pillars it looked more like a church with theatre seats then a place people would come to see movies.~
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ...start from the lowest point upwards
killskerry says:
Faun- where is the lowest point? the snackbar in the lobby? the...seats?
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ...there's a space for props under the stage that's the lowest area
killskerry says:
Faun-~passes right by the piano to look under she jumps when some soft notes echo from the cavernous monster~
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ...you find something Elliana?
killskerry says:
Elli-~slowly approaches the piano her big eyes wide and her ears up~ a poltergiest ...maybe...come back me up.
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: *approaches slowly the frog floating ahead and coming up close to the edge of the piano top*
killskerry says:
Clifford-~looks up weakly his pupils and irises gone into the whites of his eyes as the piano top is lifted~
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ...oh clifford...come on..let's get you up out of there...
killskerry says:
Clifford-~feels arms lift him up and he takes several jolting scared breaths~ah...n...no..
Crazyfurries says:
furleigh: ...we were looking all over for you... *gently lifts him up in a mild efforting holding onto him and hugging him*
killskerry says:
Clifford-~presses into her hug as hard as his body will allow he makes a noise that he thinks sounds like speaking and coughs~
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ..shh...sh... save that energy... *carries him out at a quick jog* Elliana get cherry to call up Ezerali
killskerry says:
Ezerali-~picks up her cell phone waiting for her coffee in one of the fifteen thousand starbucks in hell~ yes?
Crazyfurries says:
Cherry: ...we found clifford....
killskerry says:
Ezerali-..oh thank heav...~everyone stops to glare at her~........hell..
Crazyfurries says:
(*snerk* good funnyline)
Crazyfurries says:
Cherry: ...how soon can you get here?
killskerry says:
Ezerali- as soon as they whip my damn mochacinno.
killskerry says:
Ezerali- how is he?
Crazyfurries says:
Cherry: ...not good
killskerry says:
Ezerali-~grabs her coffee from the table flipping off the imp who hands it to her and bustles out the door~ Symptoms?
Crazyfurries says:
Cherry: lack of ability to hold coherence.. speech unable to stay solid enough to keep from going through things...
killskerry says:
Ezerali- hmm...is he turning colors? how are his eyes? still breathing like hes alive?
Crazyfurries says:
Cherry: eyes are completely white, colors faded, weakly sometimes not at all for several moments.. irregular
killskerry says:
Ezerali-~stops at a payphone on a busy street in hells government district and pull out a bright red phonebook flipping through it~...ok..i'm going to send an exterminator ahead of me..
Crazyfurries says:
Cherry: ...a what??
killskerry says:
Ezerali- the demon gave his soul a curse that sounds about the same as a dangerous pnemonia..i'm sending out a doctor.
Crazyfurries says:
Cherry: ...alright...just..give us a warning.. ....we're trying to keep cliff warm somewhat...
killskerry says:
ezerali- light a fire and put him on top of it.
Crazyfurries says:
Cherry: ...that might do more harm than good and scare him...
killskerry says:
ezerali- damn....well always works for me
killskerry says:
Ezerali- ah here we go...Civil..quick and clean...write down this number.
killskerry says:
Clifford-....~looks up at the blurry faces around him and tries to speak and explain himself~
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ...it's alright clifford... *gently pats where clifford's arm is* ...it's alright...sh..
killskerry says:
Clifford-.....mmm arggh...I...hid...I....I....~closes his eyes~..I......
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ...it's alright shh..
Crazyfurries says:
(orange lovy cat)
killskerry says:
(aww)
Crazyfurries says:
(reaally adorable he buries his nose in the crook of my arm when he sleeps on my lap..
Crazyfurries says:
)
killskerry says:
~the little demon pads down the hall after being paged his tiny little hooves clicking on the linolium he got some snerks from everyone else in the office...everyone being about ten or twenty times his size~
Crazyfurries says:
(getting paged in hell?)
killskerry says:
(cauldwell!)
Crazyfurries says:
(figured that)
Crazyfurries says:
*another demon smirked down from the passage dsk looking down at the tiny demon below him* ...going out?
killskerry says:
~the little thing looked at him with big shiny eyes his rooster tail puffed up proud~ Mr malice called me to his office! Its my first job since my internship!
Crazyfurries says:
Passagedemon: *grins wide several rips appearing in his side with other mouths speaking all at once* ..well then...move it Cauldwell.. *grins watching as cauldwell enters the main office*
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~fails to notice the "hex me" sign stuck to his back~
Crazyfurries says:
Malice: *looks up from his desk holding a sheaf of paper sand staring down at cauldwell with a beady sneer* ...meh.... ...alright this is a shitbrain case... brink curse, remove it and get on with the soul... *several clawed arms rips through the paperowrk* this is where you'll be popping up....
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-..umm sir..with all respect....if i'm supposed to him him...shouldn't it have his name and stuff on this sheet?
Crazyfurries says:
Malice: does this LOOk like a charity case to you? ...get moving!
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~scuttled out as fast as he could and moves towards the outfit station his only friend it seemed in all hell worked there and she was going to give him his stuff and transport him to the spot~
Crazyfurries says:
*along the way her could feel several half-aimed hexes zing by him some landing their mark until he was safely by her booth.
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~frowns the little kitten like face that appalled his coworkers so getting a sad look as his huge velvety ears sagged~ I'm the WORSE demon in hell.
killskerry says:
WORST*
Crazyfurries says:
*the demoness sighed looking down at him* ...ease now Cauld.. you do a great job at work. ...come on then what's your first solo assignment.. anything exciting exotic, Zimbabwe? Croatia? Timeshelp Iowa?
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~looks at the paper and hands it to her with a soft paw~....nah..just a school/
Crazyfurries says:
*the ratty faced demoness with three heads four eyes each to a head peered at the sheet with one, the other two scanning the shelves for things he'd need* ..curse removal..
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~finds the hex me sheet and pulls it off sighing he rubs his little furry butt~......Velt?...tell me honestly...am I...~looks around and whispers~....cute?
Crazyfurries says:
Velt: ... *several of her eyes looked away for a moment before nodding* ...like the dumb inspirational posters they hang up in the infestation rooms
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~winces~ no ..no way...are you sure ....i mean i'm horrible and hideous...if i try hard.
Crazyfurries says:
Velt: ...I know you can scrap with the best of them Cauldwell.. ...maybe it's better that they under estimate you.. more of a shock later when you do get horrible
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-...buh Velt...i think this is as horrible as i'm gonna get..and..i'm still...silky soft..and look ~opens his mouth pointing to his little puppy like fangs~ they aren't even very big yet.
Crazyfurries says:
Velt: ...I don't know what to say..maybe you could just roll in something nasty to take away the silkyfactor eh?
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-..well..i've been working on my roar..check this out...grrooOOOrrR!
Crazyfurries says:
Velt: *one of the heads starts to giggle eyes crinkling up at how adorable he looks like that and promptly gets bitten by another head*
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~sniffles his whiskers twitching little tears brimming his his eyes~
Crazyfurries says:
Velt: ...aww..hey cauld I just..it sort of slipped out......here you go...package all set up
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~trots over to the circle cut in the floor and tries to heft up everything in the bag it was twice his size~
Crazyfurries says:
Velt: ...try to scare some children~ *starts etting up*
killskerry says:
Cauldwell- can do! thank you velt! ~feels lightheaded as he pops out of hell and rushes at the speed of light towards his destination~
Crazyfurries says:
Cherry: *looks towards the quickly drawn out chalk circle on the floor of one of the studies as it flares up and deposits* ....uh...
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~shakes his head and makes a tiny baby sneeze~ CHOO dusty.
Crazyfurries says:
Cherry: ...you're from the agency? *smiles looking down at him towering over him as she was a marble statue*
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~looks up at her and pulls out a card from his vest pocket~ Hello sir or madam..i am her as a representative from the Soul Sap Cleanup and Care Incorprated...here to help you evaluate and get rid of curses and..wow your big...
Crazyfurries says:
Dherry: ...madam.. *kneels down she was easily 15 times his size even when her horse part knelt down to pick up the card*
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-..err....here. ..so..where is they ...uhh..problem?
Crazyfurries says:
Cherry: ..this way... we'll take a route to avoid the students..
killskerry says:
Cauldwell- aww..i love kids.
Crazyfurries says:
Cherry: ...well.. right now we have enough trouble from the young psychics and nightmares...
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-...oh..ok
Crazyfurries says:
Cherry: ...he's in here..please be careful..he..had a run in with a rogue demon not long ago. the curse was a watchdog from that demon
killskerry says:
Cauldwell- ~looks around the big room fascinated~OOooo
Crazyfurries says:
Cherry: *trots on ahead and waits looking back at cauldwell oogling at everything*
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-soo..whats the guys name
Crazyfurries says:
Cherry: ..clifford...
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-...~looks around the hospital wing she brings him to~
Crazyfurries says:
Cherry: ...Mrs. Furleigh.. *trots forward towards one curtained off bed with clifford on it* ..um.. *looks at the card* ...Cauldwell from Soul Sap is here...
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~smiles at her and chirps~ hi!
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Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: *looks up from besie clifford's bedside her sheilding keeping him from sinking through the bed, looking surprised at cauldwell's..stature* ...hello
killskerry says:
(close but no banana)
killskerry says:
(cute tho XD)
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-...aww....hes younger then usual...
Crazyfurries says:
(I went by the description that I remember from saving mental keeva)
killskerry says:
(lemme find a picture)
Crazyfurries says:
(kind of a just after the giggling moment)
Crazyfurries says:
(you didn't tell me you had pictures of cauldwell.)
killskerry says:
(oh lots)
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ...he's been through a lot of abuse in his lifetime
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killskerry says:
(quick little doodle)
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~walks over and hops on the bed leaning down he puts a large ear on cliffords chest~
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Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ...there won't be much of a heartbeat I'm afraid..
Crazyfurries says:
(ok..awwww. and now I get it)
killskerry says:
Cauldwell- not the meaty kind maybe..
killskerry says:
(you get what?)
Crazyfurries says:
(his general look)
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ..that much is true..
killskerry says:
cauldwell-~otay...i can do this..sounds like..somethings stuck...~Roots through his backpack till he disappears and reappears again wearing a miners helmet and a utility belt~
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: ...a brink curse..eats from the inside out
killskerry says:
Cauldwell- i know! i'll be back out in a half an hour or so...will you sign my time card?
Crazyfurries says:
Furleigh: *nods reaching for and signing on the card with the start time*
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~moves around clifford in a slow circle three times then claps his paws and starts to fall squealing into the void of his mind~
Crazyfurries says:
( ...kasey should I fight my brain's urge to go psychonauts on the theatre and mix in other stuff like the toys and the cats?)
killskerry says:
(wha?)
killskerry says:
(fuzz ?
Crazyfurries says:
(ok, long short of it, make clifford's subconcious a mix of old style toys, the carvings of the theatre and throw in lots of feline-stuff)
killskerry says:
(but..those things aren't clifford)
Crazyfurries says:
(ok..what is clifford?)
killskerry says:
(you've been writing too.)
Crazyfurries says:
(that was rhetorical.. he's quietness. I thought of the theatre because it was the only place he felt safe. but more i think about it.. it'd probably stay dark, with a lot of pain and yelling)
killskerry says:
(well i've actually written this part as a short story before. One of my favorite things to this day from that story was a large school of fish made from beercans)
Crazyfurries says:
( *blinkblink* ...an ocean of alcohol.)
killskerry says:
(exactly)
Crazyfurries says:
(...I'm going to need some mudslide and Capt Morgan)
killskerry says:
(another thing was a desert of pillows with animals sleeping in them and a monster hiding under them)
killskerry says:
(childhood fears sort of thign)
Crazyfurries says:
(heh.. ...heheh.....you know my worst dream as a kid..as my mom said it was a reverse of what you just said. the monsters were above the ocean of pillows and.. ...you know i just relized.. triple irony score on Barles choice of music when cheryl came)
killskerry says:
(also in my version clifford was a little kid and cauldwell didn't realize it was him and thought he was just a manifestation and eventually reunited him with the maternal thing.)
killskerry says:
(that was its name. the maternal thing)
Crazyfurries says:
(...subtle was not in your vocabulary when you did that was it?)
killskerry says:
(no i just thought it was cute)
Crazyfurries says:
(alright... kasey you choose a drink. sorta-milky chocolatecaramelbooze drink mudslide or the standby crackhead rum+dr.pepper and cheese nips)
killskerry says:
(whichever)
Crazyfurries says:
(done..I'm tempted to just mix up those ideas..the ocean of alcohol one area, the pillow desert another..
Crazyfurries says:
(maybe just the landing place big cushy theatre seats and clifford-kid curled up in one?)
killskerry says:
(ok)
Crazyfurries says:
*the fall seemed to go forever until there came a gentle brightening the darkness becoming a dim reddishglow and he landed with a thump and a bounce on a gigantic velvetcorduroy seat*
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~pops something out of his belt and looks at it it was a thin paperback book with the words "guide to the human soul" written on the cover~ mmm...
Crazyfurries says:
(almost as much fun as his guide to a brain for those that don't have one)
Crazyfurries says:
-The human soul, best said as being a sanctuary for the mind of body bearing it, it can be quite the challenge to navigate, but since you're reading this book, it's obvious you don't know to navigate the soul so e're going to teach you. The entrance to a soul is often an are where the mind of the soul feels most comfortable and secure. Often a happy memory.-
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~looks around bambi is playing on the screen in front of him~
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-...oooh i love this movie.
Crazyfurries says:
*a sound of pattering feet and child-like noises came from somewhere cauldwell couldn't see*
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~jumps on the chair perching and looking around~ ello?
Crazyfurries says:
*the pattering of children's sneakers came again and he caught a glimpse of hair just popping up over one seat*
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~hops from the tops of the seats trying to get to the little boy~..hey hup there!
Crazyfurries says:
*the child stopped looking up at clifford from just below one of the seats*
killskerry says:
Cauldwell- hey...you a demon?
Crazyfurries says:
Childcliff: no! demons are MEAN! *looks terrified at the mention of a demon*
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-..oh..sorry..mmm~looks in his guidbook again~...so if your not a demon..you must be a figment..
Crazyfurries says:
Child: ...you're weird.... *looks at cauldwell once more before running through the seats again peering around them*
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-..oh yeah...well..what are you doing in here?
Crazyfurries says:
Child: ...looking for something... an hiding.
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~is about to something when a loud roar shook the whole theater making some bits of ceiling fall~
Crazyfurries says:
Child: *disappeared into the seats again from cauldwell's view the roar coming from outside of the theatre it felt* the demon!!!
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-....oh...dear..bit bigger...then i thought it would be.
Crazyfurries says:
*the theatre was quiet inside again but there were still vibrations of growls coming from outside. From where cauldwell could see there were three doors, one with a fish in a bottle, another with a large number of tassles and tails on it and the last one almost blank save for a coat of dust, hadn't been opened in a while, probably..not a good place to check for recent demons*
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-eh..eeny..meeny..miney..you!
Crazyfurries says:
*the fish door opened into something gold-ish colored and bubbly, the moment cauldwell stepped through however he was floating in a vast sea of liquid with olives on seaweed vines floating around nearby*
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~spit some out of his mouth immediatly it tasted like old teqilla and beer~
Crazyfurries says:
*it seemed impossible to find a surface in all of this..ocean of alcohol, everything was fuzzier in here and he could have sworn by satan dancing in a tutu on a flagpole that he just saw a school of beer cans swim by*
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~look in the waterproof pages of his book~...when in doubt...ask the natives...~he looks up~ HEY err...Fish? can i ask you something?
Crazyfurries says:
*one of the fish, made from a discarded beercan looked at him and blubbed* ..whuhhh?
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-err..i'm here to help a ...clifford get better....you know him right?
Crazyfurries says:
Fish: *burbles out looking over lazily at his buddies in the shool* ..yeh...we..know him..hic.......we go drinking wit him aaaalll the time...drinkdrinkdrink....
killskerry says:
Cauldwell- well ...err...is that a good or bad thing?
Crazyfurries says:
Fish: ..shure issha good thing....ain't no other way to live..ain't got any pain....no worriesh.. -hic-...
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-...so...are you a sin?
Crazyfurries says:
(fish gets mean?)
Crazyfurries says:
Fish: *swims up into cauldwell's face getting aggressive* ..whazzit to YOu -hic- buddy?
killskerry says:
Cauldwell- whoa! i ...was just wondering..see err..i'm here to ...get rid of bad stuff.
Crazyfurries says:
(drunk fish)
Crazyfurries says:
Fish: ...schwha you waannt..
killskerry says:
Caulder-.err..come again?
Crazyfurries says:
*the fish bobbed and weaved gulping in more and more of that alcohol all around him* ..hey...felassh..look...the little rummers...
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-..i..can't understand you..
Crazyfurries says:
*the school of fish started swimming lazily in circles disoriented and quite obviously getting drunk from EVERYTHING, even the tinier fish seemed to be made out f alcohol*
Crazyfurries says:
(...you know i'd suppose the irony of this is..this place IS the sin itself)
killskerry says:
(yep)
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-..this place is madness....
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~starts to feel a little lightheaded when he had been thrown in he had swallowed alot of alcohol~
Crazyfurries says:
(I'm all for..pull the plug!)
Crazyfurries says:
*he couldn't see the door now too far away and too lightheaded for it, as he swam on trying to find a way out everything became darker and darker, the alcohol getting darker and stronger*
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~starts to drown in the foul smelling liquid it sucks at him and scariest of all...he dosen't even care that hes dying~
Crazyfurries says:
*that was about when it hit him. hadn't the sheet said something about alcohol and the sin?*
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~makes a break for the surface and reminds himself that the alcohol isn't really real...~
Crazyfurries says:
*certainly the alcohol got lighter and less strong as he swam up but he still felt like lead all over fuzzy and slightly numb*
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-~looks up at the fish~ what did you used to be? before this...ocean came?
Crazyfurries says:
Fish: ...ocean? *looks at cauldwell hiccuping again*.... caann..fugging tell yeh
killskerry says:
Cauldwell-...please?
Crazyfurries says:
(what were the fish if anything?)
killskerry says:
(dreams or hopes)
Crazyfurries says:
Fish: ...uhh... hic...I can remember...hey... *looks over at another fish* ..what was I again?
killskerry says:
~the other fish blinks owlishly~.....you...was..a hope
Crazyfurries says:
Fish: ...oh....yeh... ...you was sumtin... *blinks eyes blearly and hiccuping again* ...yer still busted...
killskerry says:
~the other fish thinks~ I was....a love for someone...that got al...busted up/
Crazyfurries says:
Fish: ... *lets out a belch starting to droop again* ...fuuugh...I...need a drink..
killskerry says:
(call it a night? i have to get up early and be like...working all day)
killskerry says:
(you be on during the day?)_
Crazyfurries says:
(yeh going to be up very early thanks to five kitties who demand early morning food by meowing, chirping or licking my earlobe)
killskerry says:
(ok i'll be on alllll day)
Crazyfurries says:
(but if I miss you I do hve chores to do, snowing outside and i did promise to take care of the house.)