Nov. 2nd, 2005

crazyfurries: a cranky abbysinnian kitten (Default)
Dear fast and furious wanna be driver,

This is the person you decided to harass tonight because even though I was going the speed limit in the slow lane, this was not fast enough for you and you decided to flash your brights at me for 10 miles in an attempt to make something. Now I realize you've been chemically castrated so that you won't pollute the genepool by your former ex's, but that is no reason to turn your poor vehicle into a compesation for your lack of ability to satify a lover. I would suggest you stop harassing other drivers as some of us have eidetic memory, and can and -WILL- report your skinny white gangta, flipped cap, trouser-wearing, bling sporting ASS to the police from your license plate.

Sincerely,

The night-blinded young lady whom you harassed.

PS: FOAD AND DIE KTHNXBYE, Damn bastard

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