Dear Spam/phishers

[crazyfurries]

Fuck. Off.

Seriously, do not randomly IM me on AIM with saying that you found me by some search service, saying my profile 'looked cool' and disappear after I ask you from where you found me.

I do NOT like it.

I like it even less when you leave a link in your last reply to a 'dating' service.

I will dip you into napalm and throw you into a volcano.

Comments

[e-mily.livejournal.com]

Hahahaaaaa I get those in emails all the time.

[wanderlustlover]

I got your message, but I was away at the time. How silly a request are you willing to try and get done? >_>

[crazyfurries.livejournal.com]

...I'll draw the line at getting bodyparts signed.

Photos taken, photos signed, if you want me to deliver a shinygift in person I am good with those.

I draw line at body bits.

[wanderlustlover]

Ha. Well, I'm not insane. It's just silly.
More a me sentimental kind of silly.


I would very much like, Dr. Sparkles Person-Suit-Person of Awesome to write is his own handwriting and sign with his own name (or/and Dr. Sparkles name, whatever, I am unspecific on this part) for me this quote from New Moon:


"Amazing," Edward said, his exquisite voice full of wonder, slightly amused. "Carlisle was right."

[crazyfurries.livejournal.com]

Well, the website for the event says it's going to be $40 for a photo and $25 for an autograph, and they're saying cash only. So....

>_>

I think it's doable?

[wanderlustlover]

Hrm. Don't do anything that will put yourself, too, okay?

I'm, also, entirely cool without it.