...dear cat.
Nov. 20th, 2012 04:17 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crazyfurriesBonzai,
You are an amazingly sweet goofball maine coon, even if you don't like being snuggled and attack my ankles if you think you are being ignored.
...but I will get you for creating the noises of a break-in with your rolling treats toy and one of the aluminum pie pans. I give you credit for being VERY creative, but abusing my nature as a light sleeper is not cricket. Don't. wake. me. at. 4am.
You're not so small I can't turn you into a nice rug for my room.
Sincerely,
The big human who gives you chin rubs, salmon treats, and plays tag with you.
PS: it is totally okay if you jump onto the bed with me. If I didn't like you just a little, I'd keep the door shut on my room 24/7. Fluffy coconut fake bobcat.
You are an amazingly sweet goofball maine coon, even if you don't like being snuggled and attack my ankles if you think you are being ignored.
...but I will get you for creating the noises of a break-in with your rolling treats toy and one of the aluminum pie pans. I give you credit for being VERY creative, but abusing my nature as a light sleeper is not cricket. Don't. wake. me. at. 4am.
You're not so small I can't turn you into a nice rug for my room.
Sincerely,
The big human who gives you chin rubs, salmon treats, and plays tag with you.
PS: it is totally okay if you jump onto the bed with me. If I didn't like you just a little, I'd keep the door shut on my room 24/7. Fluffy coconut fake bobcat.
