PIRATES

[crazyfurries]

FUCKING TENTACLE PIRATES!!!


*runs about cackling madly*

...mom saw the movie. UNCLE URBAAAAAAAANNN... can I stay with you for a few days?

Sanguine: ...perhaps we had best administer some tranquilizer before she sends the studios to making pirate tentacle porn.

heheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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[scribe-of-stars.livejournal.com]

Yes, Memphis, you may...because where tentacles, piracy, and porn intersect, the term "butt-pirate" is going to turn up, and then things get really scary.

YAAAAAY! *Spins* Sleepoversleepoversleepoverslee--*Notes what Urban just said, stops* EEEWWWW! DAAAAAD! That's icky!

How'd you know it was icky?

'Cause you get subtle like that when you talk about icky things. *Tailswishes, looks at Urban with big eyes*

*Scrutinizes Tenny for a long moment...* I suppose that's true. So you would've gotten away with it if it weren't for that "I'm very guilty" innocent look. To your den. NOW.

Awwwwwwww. *Dashes off*

And to think, he's this hard to control and he's not even a teenager. o_O

[crazyfurries.livejournal.com]

*dashes after Tenny into the den hurriedly, unfortunately there seem to be a pair of tentacles already sticking out of his back, poor kid* thanks urban!

[aerilon.livejournal.com]

Good news! The scientists say they'll have the first batch of tentacle pirates prepped for filming by Thursday. The first film should be out within a few weeks!

This mindfuck brought to you by Aerilon, courtesy of CPI.