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[crazyfurries]

dear other bloggers. Thank you. You have improved my day with somewhat schaudenfraude humor. Seriously. Dudes in california, keep trucking and blowing sh*t up. I am currently trying to explain to a churchful of bratty catholics why they need to have people strip-searched for bitemarks or wounds when they come to the door.

We're out of wine.

We have only communion wafers.

...This is not Passover people. Damnit. Now we're going to have to make a food and survival run. At least someone thought to bring bottled water. Going to leave with chum-heads to get food, supplies and find someone's generator. Odds on me making it back alive? Slim.

Odds on me killing someone if I have to explain the strip-search and bodily fluid premise one. more. time. ... damn good odds.

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[leeshajoy.livejournal.com]

For once, I feel fortunate to live in the middle of fuckin' nowhere. Not even the zombies deign to bother us.

[crazyfurries.livejournal.com]

Middle of nowhere too. but it doesn't hurt to be fucking prepared, living 20 miles from god know where.

...we might get passed by. not much to munch on in this town.

[leeshajoy.livejournal.com]

Well, we are taking precautions, we're not that stupid. The highways are blocked, all planes have been grounded, the local news is warning us not to drink the water (not that I do anyway, the city water supply tastes like ass), and we've got armed guards watching the morgues and cemeteries.

Still, it's been, what, 18 hours now and nothing's happened here yet.

Knock on wood.

[crazyfurries.livejournal.com]

we have our own water plant here, but not much else. Holy crap someone DOES have brains. There's a roadblock up ahead made of tractors and men with lots of shotguns.

...

I never thought I'd be happy to see that particular Tableau. So far...nothing much. I'm driving, the guys with aim are playing find the zed-animal in the fields.