Zombie Blog: run for home

[crazyfurries]

Hello people (hopefully) of earth. The minor gang I'm with has managed to snatch and grab all the PERISHABLES from the grocerystore and farms we've hit. The trailer is packed with a generator, food, and lots of bottled water.

Please be noting. These zombies do not appear to be the MYSTICAL TYPE. We lost one guy already to severe chomper because he got fresh with a supersoaker and holy-water. *facepalm* Side bonus, it made the rest of these guys actually fucking LISTEN to me. I am speaking into computer right now, so having fun --OUHHH DIE FUCKERDIE BY THE TIRES!!!--

...so I'll be updating via vocie with little boughts of --EAT THAT BUMPER-- random screaming as I'm going 60 miles per hour and playing texas roadkill with the Zed who have decided to tromp about near the food sources. Guys are playing protect the food with shotguns.

Think that's the last of them... it's getting dark out. FINALLY got a text from mom. She's holed up in a hospital. Thank the freaking gods. Let's hope she stays safe. Headlights are cracked but the driving's easy, thank gods I know the roads back to home by motions.

We'll be grilling over a woodfire tonight to get rid of all the perishables when or if the power goes out back home..

I'll update later. Fuck I need some booze and a nap.

Comments

[drharper.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure whether to be pissed off or grateful that I only had one, small bottle of rum in my house. A drink right now would be nice, but I don't think giving the entire group the means to get shitfaced would be a great idea at the moment.

[crazyfurries.livejournal.com]

... good point. I did pick up vodka but I had planned to use that more as a fire accelarent then actually try drinking it. I'm driving, so booze will have to wa --EAT GOODYEAR-- ...wait.

... This is surprisingly cathartic.

[drharper.livejournal.com]

Note to self: If you survive this mess, invest in the most tank-like vehicle you can for the next time around.

[crazyfurries.livejournal.com]

...I'm thinking an old army Jeep... ...with lots of spikes and blades welded to the front bumper. --OFF THE WINDSHEILD, YOU GOATSUCKER!--

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...phew..ok...we all okay? ok.

[drharper.livejournal.com]

You'd better be! Please tell me your wheels are still functional.

[crazyfurries.livejournal.com]

Functional! Functional! ...tire on the trailer blew out so it's slowing us down some. Zombie on the windsheild equal very bad thing. very bad. had to swerve. Freaked. Freaked, freaked, not sleepy now nope!

...the zeds can probably hear the screeching metal for miles now.

[mousekinn.livejournal.com]

Fear not! I have heard (and seen - there's a crazy MFer out there all smeared up in dead peopel guts O_o) that they go by smell. So as long as your car does NOT smell like fresh human to the 100th degree, you can do it!

And if you have a sweaty bastard in the car, punt him out for bait. That'll buy you some time.

You think Hawaii escaped? That's be an awesome place to meet up.

[crazyfurries.livejournal.com]

would be if the airplanes weren't grounded.

and yes probably.

No Sweaty-bastards, but it smells like someone lost their bodily functions in the swerve.

...I don't care what no one sez. I ain't dressing up in roadkill.

[mousekinn.livejournal.com]

Theoretically in a few days the rigo should've immobilized them. However, there's a certain number of hours after that the rigor relaxes.

And at this rate, I'm goign to commandeer a boat and start sailing.

At least I don't THINK zombies can swim.