RE: Customers suck sometimes
Jun. 30th, 2010 02:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crazyfurriesI have new rant fodder for a new Newt's-eye View letter.
...for those who missed them the first time around...
One, two, three, and four
All were comics done for the old harvesters comm. Which is dead but the comics are still funny.
I think it'll go something like this
Dear Spazmom,
I understand that you've been waiting for your food.
It's taken a while to get done I'll grant you that but first several things that you need to take into account before you start screaming at the staff about how you've been waiting an hour for your food and alllll your little kids are screaming and hungry.
One: You were the last group to arrive after all other 10 tables at the tiki area filled up, each with 6 people to a table roughly. Your waitress told you it was going to be a while.
Two: You do NOT come into the kitchen to scream at the staff, or to scream at the waitstaff who are only trying to get everything done.
Three: I saw your kids, who were REMARKABLY more well behaved than you, and not screaming. they may have been fussing and anxious to explore the area but certainly not throwing tantrums or starving.
Four, and I think this is the most important one... LOOK AT THE CLOCK YOU GODDAMN BINT. You sat down at 12:10 pm. You food got to you at 12:35.
We have photographic proof and the tickets with timestubs for evidence.
Please.
Shut up, take your food, pay the bill, and leave us over-worked cooks out of your little PMS routine.
---A Baking Gypsy
Several comments from my coworkers.
On her four kids "It's not my damn fault she can't keep her legs closed."
On her Attitiude "Lady, I don't know what form of crazy you have but keep the hell away from me, it might be contageous."
On her time-sense. "...Who wants to take bets that this lady's on the good mommy's little helper?"
...for those who missed them the first time around...
One, two, three, and four
All were comics done for the old harvesters comm. Which is dead but the comics are still funny.
I think it'll go something like this
Dear Spazmom,
I understand that you've been waiting for your food.
It's taken a while to get done I'll grant you that but first several things that you need to take into account before you start screaming at the staff about how you've been waiting an hour for your food and alllll your little kids are screaming and hungry.
One: You were the last group to arrive after all other 10 tables at the tiki area filled up, each with 6 people to a table roughly. Your waitress told you it was going to be a while.
Two: You do NOT come into the kitchen to scream at the staff, or to scream at the waitstaff who are only trying to get everything done.
Three: I saw your kids, who were REMARKABLY more well behaved than you, and not screaming. they may have been fussing and anxious to explore the area but certainly not throwing tantrums or starving.
Four, and I think this is the most important one... LOOK AT THE CLOCK YOU GODDAMN BINT. You sat down at 12:10 pm. You food got to you at 12:35.
We have photographic proof and the tickets with timestubs for evidence.
Please.
Shut up, take your food, pay the bill, and leave us over-worked cooks out of your little PMS routine.
---A Baking Gypsy
Several comments from my coworkers.
On her four kids "It's not my damn fault she can't keep her legs closed."
On her Attitiude "Lady, I don't know what form of crazy you have but keep the hell away from me, it might be contageous."
On her time-sense. "...Who wants to take bets that this lady's on the good mommy's little helper?"
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