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Chapter 4
.o0(Ofcourse since then the only thing I've caught has been that darned Gothic crystal which does nothing but turns the world all nasty looking and mope.) Hikari thought peevishly as she walked with Guapo. .o0( And according to Hacki it used to be one of the most useful cards back in his time. And pigs flew.)
"So you going to hunt again tonight?" Guapo chirped happily beside her, dregging Hikari out of her little thought session. "I heard another weird arse mugging happened last night over by the New-chucks Coffee house."
"Just what I need, a magic on espresso. You're already thinking up a costume aren't you?" Hikari grumbled and stared at what might be her only friend in this. "I swear, I'm not going to wear that spiderweb outfit again. That was just plain nasty."
"Why? It looked authentic and was a very fashionable ansemble."
"I froze, and when I got back it took me an hour to get off all that damned adhesive you snuck into the cloth to make it stick to my body. One would think that you weren't gay the way you dress me up!"
"Hey... You never know if mister right is gonna show up while you're patrolling for a magic!" The skinny guy grinned widely and went all shojo-eyed. "Just think.. a perfect romance on the streets..Like Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson..."
"... That's it. I'm not paying for your spiderman spandex thing. I know you wish he'd go to the dork side but geez.." Hikari said after giving Guapo a look of sheer disgust, like she had smelled the mystery meat from the cafeteria.
"It's a legitimate feeling," Guapo said with mock indignity, gently elbowing Hikari at his own joke. "Dun worry, I'll make one for you to wear that'll be warmer than the last costume. Here's that article about the mugging and robbery."
"You didn't tell me there was a robbery before."
"You didn't ask about any robbery."
Hikari smirked at her friend, "Smartarse-ness will get you thrown into the Straight man's bar." picking the paper clipping from his hand.
-Mugging Spree Contitnues-
-Last night marked the third mugging and beating of a 25-year old White male, named Hubrent Corsest. The victim in question declined to comment saying that he was only there to do some kind of business. According to him, he had only stopped to smoke a cigarette and suddenly something attacked him. Previous victims have stated something large flying down upon them as they stop for their morning cigarette break.
When will it ever be safe for chain-smokers to live in this city again...
"I don't know which is the bigger pile of crap. The stuff they put into the news paper, or that guy's lame ass excuse for why he was out at midnight int he middle of the slums."
"Hikari, the paper isn't THAT bad. I use'd it to line old Niko's littler box."
"Kinda of redundant if you ask me. Whatever this magic is it's only hitting the same block area, I don't even see that many rats around there anymore."
Hikari paused to check her watch. "I got to get to the lab to do some more work. Don't bring niko over to my apartment, that dog's too freaking big, and it's bad enough he tries to eat Hacki everytime you visit and bring over a costume. Meet me at the New-Chucks, about 7."
Guapo smiled sweetly, "Are we going on a date sweetums?"
*Dompf!*
Hikari dislodged her pacifist fist from Guapo's skull. "There are times when I swear the lord and lady put you on this earth to make my life a trip through hell."
"I'll have the next costume done by five, meet yout here early!" Guapo said running off at high speeds in case Hikari felt the need to dent his cranium again
.o0(And that is what worries me. Why does he get all the freetime and I get the sucky jobs?) Hikari thought acidly as he ran off.
Hikari glanced up fromt eh computer screen to check to see if the instructor was paying any attention to her activities as she slyly pulled up an instant messenger to check in with Hacki at home. The drunken cyberpunk gerbil had nothing better to do than sit on the computer all day and search for poor when piss-drunk.
#GeishaDragon signing on
!MetalTennis is online
!Dorkburger online
^MetalTennis Do0d.. that's like..D00d...h3h
^Dorkburger:A girl you can fap off to, huh?
^GeishaDragon:Oh /REALLY?/
^MetalTennis: Sh!+!!! Kari!
% !Dorkburger has been kicked from the messenger chat by GeishaDragon
^GeishaDragon Listen up Hacki, get sober fast, we have to work tonight.
^MetalTennis: Aww... me and JimMy Bean were juast getiing aquint aquait.. to know each other.
^GeishaDragon: ...
^GeishaDragon: b4k4.
"Ms. Harden. Please pay ATTENTION to this next bit of photoshop work."
Hikari started from her chair blushing profuselly. [I]And now the curse of the magical girl begins by my loosing my attention spans in class.[/I]
Hikari trudged her way out of her last class for that Thursday grumbling and cursing the gods that had stuck her in this position. [I]Gawd freaking dammit, why did the muggings have to occur near a coffee shop? I'm going to be dealing with some sort of NATURALLY hyperactive card I just know it...[/I]
"HIKARIiiiiiiii!!!"
[I]Dear ... god... the pain... my ear...@&#$%@^@$%$&^@$&^#%^!!!!!![/I]
She felt the hair on the back of her neck bristle to points at the sound of that voice, and hikari carefully kept her face semi-smiling as she turned around to the source. Which was, to be put precisely, was a bubble-headed, bottleblonde, pinkeverything, brown-noser. More commonly known as Maurine. "Hi, what' brings you perfectly pitched voice over here?" hikari said between clenched teeth, trying not to imagine what it would be like if she could get her hands on the ditz's throat.
"OOooooh.. Ii was just WONDERIng if YOU would LIKE buy some TICKETS for this LIKE BALL the college is holding, you know.. that Saddie Something dance?" Maurine said in her classic high octave sweetness.
Hikari gritted her teeth, "You mean the Saddie Hawkins Dance.. I don't DO dances, Maul, I mean Maurine. I do raves and out int o the middle of the woods parties, and punk rock shows.
"Oooh.. but we have glowy things.. kinda.. If you squints at the diamond tiaras they look kinda like they're LIk glowing."
Hikari tried to keep from going completely ape on this ditz, all she wanted to do now was go home study, then go to work and then stake out for that magic. Simple enough wasn't it? "As I said before.. no thanks..I don't plan on asking anyone out."
"Oh but you dn't ahve TO! MY boyfriend ALREADY BOUGHT the tickets FOR ME.." Maurine went off into a giggling fit about this fact.
Hikari facevaulted. "Uhh.. ok Maurine...I'll go now.." Moron...Where was she when the brains were handed out....
Hikari got back to her apartment, the trip was thankfully uneventful save for the hobo who drooled on the back of her seat on the bus. "i swear...coffee.. need COFFEE."
*BrizzBrizzz!*
Ofcourset hen would be the time that the telephone would ring, and if you were a doctor you could probably have seen that hikari's blood pressure and migraine headache weren't getting any better. "!%@#$%&#%&*$^@#@!!! Fuck a god-damn dog puke-eating duck!!!"
Hikari cursed under her breathe as the same voice came ont he phone again. "Oh i forgot you don't have a boyfriend to buy the tickets for you!"
Hikari ground er teeth and tried to sound civilised. "Maurine. At a Saddie Hawkins dance teh GIRL is supposed to askt he GUY out. NOW LEAVE MA ALONE!!!"She slammed the phone into the reciever repeatedly, before finally standing up and taking a deep breath. After about 20 tries at this Hikari was still rather put off but she was going to be late for the bus to work.
"Hikari, I thought we went out to a stake out at 9." Hacki commented as she got her things together to leave again, flying into her shoulderbag.
"Change of plans," She replied as she slipped a silver chain with the enchanted pewter spoon over her head. "I've got to work tonight and Guapo's coming early with the costume. He coming along, sez he doesn't want to miss the filming opportunity."
"I thought you didn't want him to come."
"I don't, but he makes sure no one can recognize me while I do major damage to buildings, beat the snot out of people, and generaly have a good time."
"I didn't think you had a sideline as a vigilante hero." Hacki quipped, after all he had been spending most of his days now surfing the net and getting caught up on culture. Thank God he hadn't discovered what a rave was yet or else he'd start to beg to come along to her parties. "I don't I spend what spare time I have after studying and homework trying to beat all these magics. People oughta leave letters of warnings on these magic things."
"They did, it never stopped them."
"Them?"
"People that want magickal abilities. Even though with practice they can get some basic ones."
"Really...Should pack a little mopre mace then," Hikari caid coolly as she put an economy sized can the size of a cambell's soup can next to Hacki.
"You have enough as is.."
"Bah, can never have enough..Works on food too."
Hacki only shut up as Hikari got the rest of her stuff together, not even giving a sqwauk as she put in several spiked wrist bands.
It was when Hikari accidentally became the hobo's pillow on the way to work that he began to complain about a strange smell.
"Unwashed human. don't ask."
"I won't.."
Hikari hung the bag on a post in the workroom, and peeked into it. "Ok, this is my DAY job, don't blow it for me. I need money."
"You always need money."
"Money is what pays for your Jim bean."
"Gogogo! Go to work!!"
Hikari smirked as she got the better of the familiar which was supposed to be smarter than her, and put on her hair net and brightly colored cap as she went to the microphone. "Hello and welcome to Double meat, May I take your order, please?"
Chapter 4
.o0(Ofcourse since then the only thing I've caught has been that darned Gothic crystal which does nothing but turns the world all nasty looking and mope.) Hikari thought peevishly as she walked with Guapo. .o0( And according to Hacki it used to be one of the most useful cards back in his time. And pigs flew.)
"So you going to hunt again tonight?" Guapo chirped happily beside her, dregging Hikari out of her little thought session. "I heard another weird arse mugging happened last night over by the New-chucks Coffee house."
"Just what I need, a magic on espresso. You're already thinking up a costume aren't you?" Hikari grumbled and stared at what might be her only friend in this. "I swear, I'm not going to wear that spiderweb outfit again. That was just plain nasty."
"Why? It looked authentic and was a very fashionable ansemble."
"I froze, and when I got back it took me an hour to get off all that damned adhesive you snuck into the cloth to make it stick to my body. One would think that you weren't gay the way you dress me up!"
"Hey... You never know if mister right is gonna show up while you're patrolling for a magic!" The skinny guy grinned widely and went all shojo-eyed. "Just think.. a perfect romance on the streets..Like Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson..."
"... That's it. I'm not paying for your spiderman spandex thing. I know you wish he'd go to the dork side but geez.." Hikari said after giving Guapo a look of sheer disgust, like she had smelled the mystery meat from the cafeteria.
"It's a legitimate feeling," Guapo said with mock indignity, gently elbowing Hikari at his own joke. "Dun worry, I'll make one for you to wear that'll be warmer than the last costume. Here's that article about the mugging and robbery."
"You didn't tell me there was a robbery before."
"You didn't ask about any robbery."
Hikari smirked at her friend, "Smartarse-ness will get you thrown into the Straight man's bar." picking the paper clipping from his hand.
-Mugging Spree Contitnues-
-Last night marked the third mugging and beating of a 25-year old White male, named Hubrent Corsest. The victim in question declined to comment saying that he was only there to do some kind of business. According to him, he had only stopped to smoke a cigarette and suddenly something attacked him. Previous victims have stated something large flying down upon them as they stop for their morning cigarette break.
When will it ever be safe for chain-smokers to live in this city again...
"I don't know which is the bigger pile of crap. The stuff they put into the news paper, or that guy's lame ass excuse for why he was out at midnight int he middle of the slums."
"Hikari, the paper isn't THAT bad. I use'd it to line old Niko's littler box."
"Kinda of redundant if you ask me. Whatever this magic is it's only hitting the same block area, I don't even see that many rats around there anymore."
Hikari paused to check her watch. "I got to get to the lab to do some more work. Don't bring niko over to my apartment, that dog's too freaking big, and it's bad enough he tries to eat Hacki everytime you visit and bring over a costume. Meet me at the New-Chucks, about 7."
Guapo smiled sweetly, "Are we going on a date sweetums?"
*Dompf!*
Hikari dislodged her pacifist fist from Guapo's skull. "There are times when I swear the lord and lady put you on this earth to make my life a trip through hell."
"I'll have the next costume done by five, meet yout here early!" Guapo said running off at high speeds in case Hikari felt the need to dent his cranium again
.o0(And that is what worries me. Why does he get all the freetime and I get the sucky jobs?) Hikari thought acidly as he ran off.
Hikari glanced up fromt eh computer screen to check to see if the instructor was paying any attention to her activities as she slyly pulled up an instant messenger to check in with Hacki at home. The drunken cyberpunk gerbil had nothing better to do than sit on the computer all day and search for poor when piss-drunk.
#GeishaDragon signing on
!MetalTennis is online
!Dorkburger online
^MetalTennis Do0d.. that's like..D00d...h3h
^Dorkburger:A girl you can fap off to, huh?
^GeishaDragon:Oh /REALLY?/
^MetalTennis: Sh!+!!! Kari!
% !Dorkburger has been kicked from the messenger chat by GeishaDragon
^GeishaDragon Listen up Hacki, get sober fast, we have to work tonight.
^MetalTennis: Aww... me and JimMy Bean were juast getiing aquint aquait.. to know each other.
^GeishaDragon: ...
^GeishaDragon: b4k4.
"Ms. Harden. Please pay ATTENTION to this next bit of photoshop work."
Hikari started from her chair blushing profuselly. [I]And now the curse of the magical girl begins by my loosing my attention spans in class.[/I]
Hikari trudged her way out of her last class for that Thursday grumbling and cursing the gods that had stuck her in this position. [I]Gawd freaking dammit, why did the muggings have to occur near a coffee shop? I'm going to be dealing with some sort of NATURALLY hyperactive card I just know it...[/I]
"HIKARIiiiiiiii!!!"
[I]Dear ... god... the pain... my ear...@&#$%@^@$%$&^@$&^#%^!!!!!![/I]
She felt the hair on the back of her neck bristle to points at the sound of that voice, and hikari carefully kept her face semi-smiling as she turned around to the source. Which was, to be put precisely, was a bubble-headed, bottleblonde, pinkeverything, brown-noser. More commonly known as Maurine. "Hi, what' brings you perfectly pitched voice over here?" hikari said between clenched teeth, trying not to imagine what it would be like if she could get her hands on the ditz's throat.
"OOooooh.. Ii was just WONDERIng if YOU would LIKE buy some TICKETS for this LIKE BALL the college is holding, you know.. that Saddie Something dance?" Maurine said in her classic high octave sweetness.
Hikari gritted her teeth, "You mean the Saddie Hawkins Dance.. I don't DO dances, Maul, I mean Maurine. I do raves and out int o the middle of the woods parties, and punk rock shows.
"Oooh.. but we have glowy things.. kinda.. If you squints at the diamond tiaras they look kinda like they're LIk glowing."
Hikari tried to keep from going completely ape on this ditz, all she wanted to do now was go home study, then go to work and then stake out for that magic. Simple enough wasn't it? "As I said before.. no thanks..I don't plan on asking anyone out."
"Oh but you dn't ahve TO! MY boyfriend ALREADY BOUGHT the tickets FOR ME.." Maurine went off into a giggling fit about this fact.
Hikari facevaulted. "Uhh.. ok Maurine...I'll go now.." Moron...Where was she when the brains were handed out....
Hikari got back to her apartment, the trip was thankfully uneventful save for the hobo who drooled on the back of her seat on the bus. "i swear...coffee.. need COFFEE."
*BrizzBrizzz!*
Ofcourset hen would be the time that the telephone would ring, and if you were a doctor you could probably have seen that hikari's blood pressure and migraine headache weren't getting any better. "!%@#$%&#%&*$^@#@!!! Fuck a god-damn dog puke-eating duck!!!"
Hikari cursed under her breathe as the same voice came ont he phone again. "Oh i forgot you don't have a boyfriend to buy the tickets for you!"
Hikari ground er teeth and tried to sound civilised. "Maurine. At a Saddie Hawkins dance teh GIRL is supposed to askt he GUY out. NOW LEAVE MA ALONE!!!"She slammed the phone into the reciever repeatedly, before finally standing up and taking a deep breath. After about 20 tries at this Hikari was still rather put off but she was going to be late for the bus to work.
"Hikari, I thought we went out to a stake out at 9." Hacki commented as she got her things together to leave again, flying into her shoulderbag.
"Change of plans," She replied as she slipped a silver chain with the enchanted pewter spoon over her head. "I've got to work tonight and Guapo's coming early with the costume. He coming along, sez he doesn't want to miss the filming opportunity."
"I thought you didn't want him to come."
"I don't, but he makes sure no one can recognize me while I do major damage to buildings, beat the snot out of people, and generaly have a good time."
"I didn't think you had a sideline as a vigilante hero." Hacki quipped, after all he had been spending most of his days now surfing the net and getting caught up on culture. Thank God he hadn't discovered what a rave was yet or else he'd start to beg to come along to her parties. "I don't I spend what spare time I have after studying and homework trying to beat all these magics. People oughta leave letters of warnings on these magic things."
"They did, it never stopped them."
"Them?"
"People that want magickal abilities. Even though with practice they can get some basic ones."
"Really...Should pack a little mopre mace then," Hikari caid coolly as she put an economy sized can the size of a cambell's soup can next to Hacki.
"You have enough as is.."
"Bah, can never have enough..Works on food too."
Hacki only shut up as Hikari got the rest of her stuff together, not even giving a sqwauk as she put in several spiked wrist bands.
It was when Hikari accidentally became the hobo's pillow on the way to work that he began to complain about a strange smell.
"Unwashed human. don't ask."
"I won't.."
Hikari hung the bag on a post in the workroom, and peeked into it. "Ok, this is my DAY job, don't blow it for me. I need money."
"You always need money."
"Money is what pays for your Jim bean."
"Gogogo! Go to work!!"
Hikari smirked as she got the better of the familiar which was supposed to be smarter than her, and put on her hair net and brightly colored cap as she went to the microphone. "Hello and welcome to Double meat, May I take your order, please?"
